Daisy the Nudist

Back in the eighteen hundreds, your great-great grandma had a daughter named Daisy. And Daisy was wild as a colt. That girl was a born nudist. I don't mean like she went to nudist colonies or nothing. I don't think they even had those back then.

No, they just couldn't keep no clothes on that girl. Soon as you'd turn your back for a second, she'd shuck her clothes and off she'd be, naked as a jay bird. Maybe even nakeder. Jay birds has feathers at least.

They tried several times to get pitchers of Daisy with her clothes on, but the closest they ever got, the artist adjusted the lens on his camera and when he turned back around she was gone.