Explosive Personality

Your Uncle Billy learned one thing when he was in the army if he didn't learn nothing else. He learned that he liked to watch things blow up. And them idiots showed him how to do it, too. Little did they know.

Him and his buddies used to bust into the bunkers where they stored the explosives and have themselves some little fireworks displays on the side. And they probably could have got away with it if it didn't shake the whole base so bad.



After a particularly violent demonstration that tumped the colonel out of his bed one Saturday morning, your Uncle Billy left the army to go home for good.

He departed this world in a mine explosion in West Frankfort Illinois back in December of 1951.